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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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hootersgirl09 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:42

Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."

TheAntiComment 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:14

damn, see if you can hook me up with her I want that number

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Swiggs09 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:43

If she was deaf why would you knock & say hello if you know she wouldnt hear you?

couldbeworse55 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:45

This site needs a "Big f'n deal" option. Oh, and ditto about the near deaf grandma. We laugh at your stupidity, because one of these days, we all will be old, or are old, or our wives ... etc. At least she was only folding clothes :-P

Libbyy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:51

I don't see why people are doubting your right to label that incident a 'FML'. It clearly was. No one wants to see that.

starbaby 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:13

Some people on here are so judgemental! Who makes you the FML police it ruins it for the rest of us. Eithe 1 moderate or 2 move on! As for the op I agree your life is f'd no one wants to see that!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:22

LOL

Bunny420 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:29

What did you do after that... lol Did you just walk out, or did you get her attention XD.

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:43

i wish i was there.......

ohdamn_fml 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:45

It's nice that some of you are fine with thinking about your parents and grandparents naked and having sex, but other people aren't. I highly doubt my mum would be fine and dandy after seeing her own mother naked. If it was for a medical reason, obviously that's in a different context. But it has nothing to do with maturity. If you think something is gross, it's gross