By Slaanesh - 12/12/2008 12:08 - France

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 042
You deserved it 38 992
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Hayis4horses 0

dont be such a knob. what did you expect. vacume cleaners emit a high pitch frequency that only some animals can hear, like dogs (think dog whistles). that high pitch freaks them out, its not the loud vacume thats scary. dont you know anything. your a cruel and stupid git.

61 6
leelee87_fml 0

Poor pup. But perfect opportunity to teach it to love the carpet cleaning machine.

31 1

Comments

Hayis4horses 0

dont be such a knob. what did you expect. vacume cleaners emit a high pitch frequency that only some animals can hear, like dogs (think dog whistles). that high pitch freaks them out, its not the loud vacume thats scary. dont you know anything. your a cruel and stupid git.

61 6
SecretAgent_700 15

Not to be that guy, but from the way the FML was written I think that the vacuum cleaner was off when OP held it close to the dog. At least that's how I interpreted it.

0 6
MangoTango333 0

ydi for not knowing how to train ur dog properly

5 6
danielw 0

dogs just hate vaccums...would you try and train a cat to like water? YDI

9 3
YellowKettleBell 31

A lot of people keep their dogs inside, especially small dogs. Nothing unusual about that.

5 0
perksofmylifenot 0

Thats like trying to get your cat to swim......

2 3
050294 0

Actually, guys, some cats like to swim, idiots.

0 0
jmart110 0

hahah my dog be scared shitless too ! idk why but it's hilarious watching him run !

0 8
jtini001 4

my Jack russel chases and bites ours it's been knawed so badly! he isn't scared of it tho

1 1
thirdbase1733 0

you're a jerk. who cares if they're afraid of the vacuum? its natural for them retard

3 2
ImTheAlpha 30

It could be damaging to their mental state, though, if he's just taught to fear it.

1 2
YellowKettleBell 31

I think animals are naturally afraid of it. They don't need to be taught. But the OP is just reinforcing that fear.

2 0