Health: Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML

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Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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RequiemCube 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:17

You deserve it for arbitrarily cramming things in there. You're fortunate it's just an applicator.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:57

Your ****** must be huge if you've been given directions. Most people just get instructions.

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sucka_fool 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:11

That is a SERIOUS bummer my friend. Wow... but I can't help but laugh. ahahahahaha

Chillz 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:29

she's got a bun in the oven kids and I believe it's sourdough!

PottentialFML 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:34

Tie it to a door knob and slam er shut. Or a toaster and throw it off a bridge.

Erindub 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:40

You don't need a doctor just squat down and push. Things can't get stuck up there. It'll come out

ily1210 10

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:48

how could that get stuck? wow . lmao

d_elle1016 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:50

Seriously?!? how do you lose the applicator? Maybe if you stopped effing so many nasty guys and washed your cooch every once in a while you wouldnt have cottage cheese in your huge stretched out hole and wouldnt have to deal with it in the first place...

brianna1494 27

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:53

Do you even know how yeast infections happen? Looks like someone might need to do a little research because making someone seem like a ****.

CYNNER 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:55

Actually yeast infection can be caused by a lot of things. like if you don't wear cotton underwear you're more prone to it. but i agree about the applicator. you're dumb to lose it