By OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 276
You deserved it 62 268

Same thing different taste

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babykk 0

hahaha that is awesomeee!!! that just made my day.. youre an idiot :) hahaha

Fake. Definitely. It's a classic book, but not that many children in the current generation read it, for it to be to the point where they follow you around singing. Try to resubmit saying you looked like the movie version. ;)

wow another prop bout beein black i dnt need 2 worry bout tht tanin shit i feel real srry 4 u. willie wonka's chocolate factory =)

princesskitten 0

YDI for being stupid enough to use orange spray tan and for not being satisfied with the skin color God gave you.

haha, if i were the other kids, i'd b doing the exact same thing... YDI. :)

Why does everyone insist on fake FMLs? I believe it, considering the cruel nature of some children these days and the fact that most toddlers PROBABLY know what oompah loompah's are. But really, that sucks.

Just be like "Yeah! And if you don't stop doing that I'm gonna tell Mr. Wonka to stop making chocolate for you guys! D

nikshy2329 0

people at my school does that to ppl that use fake tans, it's really funny. but, sorry. hah.

Daaamn.Though,once my mom used a faked tan spray to a family party.Me and my aunt spend the whole day calling her Mrs.Orange.