Fake = YDI

I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud.

LMAO!!!! i did the same thing to my friends!!!! fake tanning on really pale pple dont work

LOL I've actually done that to someone.

I don't believe you, kids these days haven't seen the original Chocolate Factory, and in the new one oompa loompas aren't orange.

so what you're saying is that theres no way at all whatsoever that any kid anywhere in the world has seen the original film. and you know this. for a fact. beyond the shadow of a doubt. do you even listen to yourself speak or do you find that you drift in and out? shut the **** up and don't say stupid shit. oh and OP, i don't think theres been an FML to date thats made me laugh that hard.

use the new foaming Jergens lotion. it's amazing, you wont get orange and it's gradual. no streaking, it's perfect.

Spend the extra money on a good one. "Fake Bake"

Somebody needs to be more secure about themselves ;) Seriously, there's no way that you're that bad off, I know lots of pale kids and they're not shunned or anything. On the flip side, there's a junior in my school who has used so much fake/salon tanning that she now looks Black. She started out white.

Okay, before you decide you need to go into the sun like everyone suggests, I recommend you go to a beach or renaissance faire, go find one of the older women who obviously goes there every day without any sunscreen, and take a good look. Then imagine looking like that. Then, decide that being pale can be sexy and wear your paleness with pride. And trust me, the dried leather look is not hot. If you're born tan, go with it. But if you're not, don't try to be a poser.