Today, I took my class on a field trip. I told them to stay close so nobody gets lost, they all ran away to go sing "Oompa Loompa" behind a strangers back. They like him more than me. FML

What happened to FML? First, this completely ugly and unfitting layout, and now every single submission is obviously fake or unfunny. Oh, wait, it was like that for a while now. Going to MLIA.

lolz

Nearly the same thing happened to me, except it was my friends and my mom that called me an oompa loompa! I'm still orange too:/

That doesn't sound real, but whatev's.

I'd prefer tan because im half black and half spanish, but if your pale why change?

Oomba loomba he got a tan, but it was nothing more than a slam. Oomba loomba he deserves that, three or more children run on his back.

yssy?

Maybe you shouldn't get a tan! pale skin is awesome! STICK WITH THE PALE!!!

I'm very pale too, but I wouldn't fake tan. go outside and get some vitamin D and rays.