By OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
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TheDarkoprince 0

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do

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Kupokupupo 0

are you really short and do you have green hair? if you do then you deserve it ya oompa loompa

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glitchedgamer 0

I am so sick of tanning in any form. Why are people so obsessed with looking like a leather handbag? My girlfriend is the palest person I ever seen, and I think it's beautiful. YDI for worrying so much about looks.

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WTSchool 0

YDI for trying to get a fake tan. I understand how you'd want a tan, if you don't tan easily, but... seriously, I just don't advise using fake tanning stuff. It might turn you orange. :)

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spaboolly 26

Today, I am so insecure about the way I look that I decided to dye my skin orange. I then complained on FML because I was insecure about being made fun of by little kids. FML

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kira336 0

Embrace who you are. Don't be a fake like everyone wants you to be!

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tarnishedfire 3

honestly, I don't get what's so great about being tanned, fake or otherwise. I'd go with a lovely pale girl over a tanned one any day

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heralynn1011 0

Just because someone is pale doesn't mean you never see the sun . It's not ****** twilight if your so white and arent aloud to see the sun. I'm naturally pale. I think their are many pale celebrity's that are beautifully pale. If you are self conscience maybe try a different spray tan color. Orange is good on ... Snooki? Or Olivia ? No but seriously embrace your beauty :)

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