By OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 276
You deserved it 62 268

Same thing different taste

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Keep the pale look I think it's sexy. The whiter the better

CyclonePsycho 1

She's from the United Kingdom. Way to be ignorant.

Epic Fail, jddjr. Learn to read before you comment something like that, retarded asshole.

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Clarins Delicious Self tanner... not sure if it's in Britain, but considering it's a French company you might have luck. There are ways to remove it: http://makeup.lovetoknow.com/How_to_Remove_Self_Tanner Best of luck... but better to be an oompa loompa for a few days than to have skin cancer!

omg i'm pretty tan but my stomache is a little palish due to my appendicitus so i decided to tan today... my stomache didnt get any tanner but my arms got bright red

Is there any reason why people could possibly imagine they "need" tans, fake or not? Are these kids watching too much mtv? God no wonder people hate America, all everyone is worried about is whether they're tan or not. Sad

did you also dye your hair green and wear white eyeshadow? if so, you were asking for it.

tanning makes you look thinner and more toned. it hides blemishes in ur face and skin and makes your skin appear more even however, baking urself to leather is bad, but otherwise people look better w/ tans

f_all_our_lives 4

this made me LOL literally :p were you dancing to the oompa loompa song too? LOL

oh shit........... im pale and was planning on using it LOL