Kids: Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom...

By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 772

You deserved it 10 098

By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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Good to know

By peeshy - 16/05/2021 06:01

Today, I used the upstairs bathroom rather than the downstairs one, which was in close earshot of my parents. When I came out, my mom angrily asked why I used that bathroom. I explained to her that I have shy bladder, and she said, "That’s not a real thing. I can go even with someone watching." FML

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You deserved it 133

By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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nightowl713 25

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:16

Well, while it may not be ideal, your a guy do you could always pee outside right?

steff900 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:16

That sucks, if only you had another bathroom

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BubbleGrunge 18

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:17

If I only had a penis, I could pee outside comfortably!

badluckryan 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:22

Troll Dad

Unbweavable 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:29

Dude...go pee in a bush

bianchieiei 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:46

Lol

melrose90210 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:50

Don't leave us hanging!!????

disneydraeer 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:07

I've peed on the highway and I'm a girl. Mind you i was only 5. But if I can do it so can you :)

Kitsi 14

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:09

Your Dad is real-life troll dad, lol

monique8axel 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:28

Troll Dad strikes again

Kylie_Jordann 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:38

You don't have another bathroom?

BandWagonGuy 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:54

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Same thing different taste

Good to know

Skittish

Bad timing

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