Miscellaneous: Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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sarah_blanco 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:39

wear spandex shorts under if you're so paranoid. goonhead.

hahahaha1239 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:38

did you have underwear?

Comments

Bishop0523 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:54

everyone wears something at the gym there are girls with titys hanging out wear sweat pants if u that worred

Lifesucks560003 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:58

The OP is obviously not a swimmer

xoppx 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:32

Did the op say they were a she? No. Op could be a male or female. Who knows? Either way I sympathize.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 8 January 2010 5:37

It says woman under the post next to anonymous.

Musicfiend222 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:04

actually so am I...which is why I invested in a pair of pants for the gym...problem solved.

jmeg_fml 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:10

layers: 1. undies 2. spandex shorts 3. running shorts problem solved :)

renaet 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:46

This FML is so poorly written. It's barely understandable.

jcpt1984 0

Friday 8 January 2010 7:04

You'd think if you were so paranoid you would check your shorts to make sure you wouldn't flash anyone.

drgnsf8 0

Friday 8 January 2010 10:12

wear a different pair of shorts or

CallMeHush 0

Friday 8 January 2010 10:18

And you noticed when someone walked by and said " hey nice crotch rot" right?

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Friday 8 January 2010 10:25

What is it with all these "someone might have seem a few mm of my skin"-FML's? Nobody cares much about the hole in your shorts, especially if you're wearing underwear. Get over yourself!