Miscellaneous: Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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sarah_blanco 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:39

wear spandex shorts under if you're so paranoid. goonhead.

hahahaha1239 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:38

did you have underwear?

Comments

Alphabetica 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:56

Maybe she just improvises at home, lifts tins of beans and such like ;)

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 8 January 2010 5:36

The statement "lifts tins of beans" made me laugh hard enough that I almost choked on my own spit. I don't know why but that mental image just made my day, thank you for that.

Phil135 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:10

Haha what the ****? Lift tins of beans???

dante0220 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:56

be cocky lol flaunt ur " gift "

the_sodomizer 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:59

first you shouldn't even care. everyone has genitalia and we all do embarrasing things. second if anyone saw it you probably made their day

CYNNER 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:02

Ha ha. i can think of worse things to watch. in my gym class there was this girl who wore full body spandex for gym cuz her mom made her.

Gulo_fml 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:24

Oh yeah? In my math class today, there was a girl whose ass was hanging out of her pants.

Viper32233223 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:34

LMFAO!!!

cursedcutiepi 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:38

well im pretty sure you were wearing underwear, so it cant have been that bad, and you're paranoid bout doing it at home where theres like barely anyone? but in the gym where EVERYONE is its okay?

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 8 January 2010 6:29

No, clearly what she meant is that because she is so paranoid about people seeing up her shorts that she normally works out at home. However, this time she pushed past the paranoia and went ahead and went to the gym. If you reread the original post it's really easy to understand that she normally DOESN't work out at the gym because of her paranoia.