By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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cradle6 13

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

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vtn86 0

You set a great example for your child…

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TheNewGuy03 28

Is there a "take two" for this horrible parenting episode? OP can dine and dash, and not forget his/her child...oh, wait, it's still wrong. ****. At least we know how low to set the bar for society. We have OP to thank. |the kid|

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wastingtimeonFML 7

Haha, this sounds like something Dave Cameron would do... Oh wait, he has.

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cubitfx 1

You must be one of the worst parents ever. Forgetting your kid and teaching them that it's okay to steal all in one night. You should have the kid taken away. Dumb ass

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bizarre_ftw 21

No need, op already left the kid in a restaurant

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2ndSucks 15

And then you take the walk of shame.

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every1luvsboners 11

You're the definition of shit. Your vag should be sewn shut or penis chopped off so that you never have the opportunity to reproduce again.

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2ndSucks 15

He could chop off his penis with a desk fan.

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Steven696 6

Owwww :( But agreed.. Kinda

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rexgar2000 10

just walk back in like nothing happened, grab your daughter and tactically walk out :) jk ydi

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bizarre_ftw 21

I can picture that!!! >.< likely no one would do anything out of sheer surprise and confusion at the situation. But then there's the issue of a young child in the care of a colossally thick moron who will, quite likely, end up bringing her to the doctor for a cough, learn she has a cold, and put her in the microwave for a few minutes. Then leave and come back to find that she's exploded

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perdix 29

You tried to show your kid how to be a scumbag, but all you showed her was how to be an incompetent scumbag.

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MaaaanWTF 1

Do morals and values even exist in this generation? It's parents and "educators" like you who make the future look bleak for everyone.

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fthislyfe 22

I hope they didn't make your daughter wash the dishes jackass

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perdix 29

Little kids don't make good dishwashers, they are better at slaughtering chickens, butchering cattle and slicing vegetables. When you get an indentured servant, you have to use them right.

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rabbittboi 18

I've been doing it wrong all along. So much for strapping them to a long pole and using them as chimney sweeps.

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perdix 29

160, yes, you are confused. For chimney sweeps, you use infants and very old people (incontinent ones, if possible.)

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Feklfekl2222 32

You think so? I find that small adorable puppies and kittens with poles stuffed up their arses make better chimney sweeps, old people are only for stately home chimneys.

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Cynical_in_SK 6

Little kids are also great for making shoes! Or...so I've heard. You know...just sayin! Lol

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amam96 7

You stupid scumbag. Your daughter should be taken away. Do you know how terrible it is for waitresses when people dine and dash? Often times they have to cover the bill, and they don't get tips. This takes money away from them, and they already struggle. You inconsiderate jerk, I hope your daughter realizes how crappy of a parent you are.

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docscientist 9

You'd think this would be the sort of thing the restaurant should cover. What a backwards world we live in sometimes.

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staymintyfresh 13

This is why I tip 25% to make up for all the assholes in the world.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I tip 25.1%... Lol jk, very nice of you.

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