By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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cradle6 13

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

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JuiceyyJae 13

Best mother/father of the year award goes to......

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ebwaef 0

Lol I was about to point that out...

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lovefml987 1

What the hell is wrong with you !!!! You should grow up and be a good parent Unless you want your child, to be in jail by the time she's 16

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wow, I've never been so attracted to Mozilla Firefox...

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kalixzo 11

This sounds like the perfect comedy movie.

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charmedheksie 0

Wow, you are a Grade A Douche, the waitress has to pay for your scuminess everytime. Plus you are a terrible parent. I hope they called the police on your ass.

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Andr913 13

Why do you and 3 have the same profile pic?

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cntryiscntrywide 0

it's one thing to do something illegal, but with yur kid? dude, if yu got caught thats a call to CPS. dumbass.

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DocBastard 38

Thank you kind sir/madam for posting your story. Thank you for clearly illustrating what a shitbag is. Thank you for nearly eliminating any residual hope I had in humankind. I hate every single thing about you.

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Mr_Alarm 12

Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning :P

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HatefulPilot 0

Doc, I'm curious.. That X-ray, is it a female or a male?

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captainbj2 0

Not really....scumbags like this make almost everyone mad.

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DocBastard 38

Mr Alarm, this is my usual demeanor. You should see me when I'm angry. My profile pic is a man.

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j_cat187 19

That must have taken A LOT of lube... damn people are ****** up

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lizard399 0

"haha suckers, I'm awesome cause I got away with it" *begins to unlock car* "shit!" I wonder what your kid thought while they were alone and you were being immature. Grow a pair and pay for your dinner.

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