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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

hatersgunnahat 0

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

My mom did this to me when I was 10...

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ThatGuyRory 9

Friday 11 November 2011 21:34

Breach and clear, Flash Bang in, check your corners, grab the girl and exfiltrate. :)

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 11 November 2011 21:34

You're an asshole for dining and dashing in the first place. I hope when u went back in to get your kid they reamed u out.

RussianBabe 1

Friday 11 November 2011 21:37

Ur daughter will do worse in the future., if Ur already teaching her that ! what is this world coming to?

smashgrab 0

Friday 11 November 2011 21:42

I sincerely hope they take your child away from you. The little girl will be far better off without your immature, irresponsible, idiotic influence in her life. As much as it pains me to say this about someone I've never met, I truly hate you.

RicoBanderes 0

Friday 11 November 2011 21:47

You're a ******* ass hole

HahaHokayThen 10

Friday 11 November 2011 21:48

I would've came back pretending I left my wallet in the car...

KiddFlash 0

Friday 11 November 2011 21:51

That's what u get dumb ass

33whitten 3

Friday 11 November 2011 21:56

What the **** is your problem!

arysmomee 2

Friday 11 November 2011 21:57

You don't deserve to experience the joys of being a parent. What if your kid o kidnapped or.worse because your dumb a** was too.selfish to pay for your food that hard working people prepared and served to you.you should have cps called on you for child endangerment and negligence.

BB_ava 0

Friday 11 November 2011 22:04

120, pic matches comment, rofl.

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