By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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junaho 0

You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.

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ashole1990 10

my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross

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RenRyan07 0

First... this is hella nasty! Kick your son's ass! 2nd... what in the world is 'YDI'? lol

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cramazing 0

you deserve it XD i cant believe u couldnt figure out what YDI means

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_Noon_ 0

I know! First time I saw it I didn't know what it meant either, but then I started using this thing, I believe it's called a brain, and I figured it out right away. I can really recommend it to people :)

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NataxChan 2

Aha, I Kinda Thought It Was You Damn Idiot .. x]

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Raq_fml 0

Seriously? The wet spot made by a cat and an 18 yr old guy would be vastly different! WTF.

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56578 0

Make your son give you the money to either have the carpet professionally cleaned or replaced.... Hopefully some financial burden on his part will put a stop to it? If he denies you the money, he's legally old enough to kick out of the house...

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ryan10108 0

damn, so many mean comments. i think its funny hahaha

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triplethreat13 0

you should be able to tell the difference between cat urine and human urine. cat urine has a very distinct awful smell and leaves permanent stains. human urine is not as strong of a smell and easily comes out of carpet.

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buckeye_12 0

i'm mad you know that human urine easily comes out of the carpet. how many times have you pissed on a carpet?

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hahaha6 0

I'm going to go ahead and assume that the poster doesn't pee on the carpet often, but perhaps has been around many drunk friends who have peed on their carpet....... Just a thought.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

i actually used to do that when i was like 5.

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holytamole 0

chairman lmao. I did, too

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russianredgirl 0

ew. soon-to-be-40 year old virgin much!

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dartwillie 0

You should throw him out of the house

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Envirochick 0

Hmm well you can always do what I do when my cat pees somewhere she shouldn't have.. Rub his nose in it. That will stop him from ever doing it again.

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