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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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junaho 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.

ashole1990 10

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross

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Themaineaddict 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:16

ewww that is the grossest thing I ever heard. YDI have fun cleaning that carpet

jaybirdka 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:19

You raised a filthy animal...

PubliliusSyracus 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:20

Everyone knows that the carpet is a lazyman's toilet. You mean you guys don't use it for that too?

inSayne 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:21

No, the basement sink is.

daarlingdamsel 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:22

That is disgusting. If I were you I would punish him by making him scrub all the carpet in the house by hand. WTF is wrong with some guys? I like #14's idea of rubbing his nose in it hahaha. If he wants to act like an animal he should be treated like one!!

methatswho 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:23

well, this is the wtf moment for today. but seriously, human piss and cat piss smell different... just saying.

ZuRG_fml 7

Friday 24 July 2009 22:21

QFT. Anyone who could mistake human urine for cat piss has obviously never had their cat piss on anything except the litter box.

swodah 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:24

That isn't disgusting - that's sick!! Take him to psychologist and make a public number of it...!

rc024 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:26

Xkaitlinwhitex did u even read the fml? Hes 18....Stupid..... Anyways thats ******* disgusting and i would have kicked his ass for being a legit retard...i dont know whose life is ******...the cat for getting yelled at or the kid that has to deal with every family reunion that starts with that drunken uncle sayin remember when billy peed on the floor...**** all of your lives....