Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine.... - FML

By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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misfitSuperStar 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:59

Buy some noise canceling headphones, op! Or go join in.

H8rSk8r 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:12

Buy yourself a karaoke and sing "Baby" by J Bieber. That will send your neighbors packing.

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greenday96 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:44

record put on youtube ???? profit

eraintimexD 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:11

ok?

denvan 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:18

You're jealous you didn't get invited?

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:23

GOLD!! Yea, I feel your pain OP. Once my flatmate brought Singstar for the play station. Just as bad if not worse as there are 2 people playing and there is a score so competitiveness means it goes on allllll night.

stinkyfeat34 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:29

this fml is stupid.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:29

Make a mix CD and join in. Good times.

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:32

haha a Karaoke machine ? just buy a guitar or a drum kit and you are way noisier! still, FYL, i hate it when i hear my neighbors singing! MGM

Asstastic4 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:02

Mystery Guitar Man!

firechildredhead 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:41

This recent batch of FMLs is stupid. :(

Pro_Nothing 9

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:46

Speakers + Justin Bieber music = Neighbors moving out, that simple

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:31

COlameUGH !!

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