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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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Pyrotechnics

By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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Red flag

By kappu - 07/05/2018 01:30

Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Justaddwater - 09/01/2010 17:45 - France

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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By Tokany - 28/04/2011 19:29 - Romania

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

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ambamm135 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

Damn, that's crazy, sucks you had to find out like tot op I'm sorry :(

Skater5679 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

Explosive situation...

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:14

Been there.

btnhdude 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:47

Done that.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:12

Messed around

Fatalist_ 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:19

I'm Rick James , Bitch!

Real_Talk21 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:20

BURN!

bitchwhore 20

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:23

Oh. Well um. I'm sorry. *coverup for previous stupid comment*

user999 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:08

Wooow nice lips... I just had to say it ...!!

Snowbat4u 10

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:06

Disown her

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:24

Man that sucks...fyl

emerluvsu 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:27

Crystal meth? As opposed to non-crystal meth?

teddygraham1 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:32

Sucks. Good luck getting her clean. Most people on meth, never get off it. It is the most addictive drug out there.

glglgl19 5

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:41

That's encouraging

SammySteel 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:41

Anything is possible.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:09

55 said most, not all. And unfortunately it's true. It has one of the highest relapse rates. Just keeping it real for people crazy enough to try it.

Seduisant 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:42

Sorry youu had to find out like that OP.

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:42

Hope the fire didn't do too much damage.

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Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML

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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pyrotechnics

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