Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Justaddwater - 09/01/2010 17:45 - France

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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By Tokany - 28/04/2011 19:29 - Romania

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

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ambamm135 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

Damn, that's crazy, sucks you had to find out like tot op I'm sorry :(

Skater5679 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

Explosive situation...

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Simoneaux17 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:36

That sucks! If my sister had a drug problem, I would do whatever it takes to get her to stop..I love my sis.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:52

wtf? crystal meth? is she insane?

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:03

I think you should worry a little less on writing an FML about this and worry a little more about geting your sister some help. Just sayin

curlypink1214 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:22

Sorry you found out that way man. Hugs not drugs!

KiddFlash 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:29

Holy shit!!!

Grouse 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:26

HOLY SHIT!

conholio33 28

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:04

So sorry to hear that OP

japtch 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:46

Before we know it, she'll be banging 7 gram rocks. And winning.

Dylan420z 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 7:04

Ay, at least its not crack..

fml_ydi79 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:08

128 they're both as bad as eachother really. What amazes me is how the user thinks they have control of it, when clearly they don't. It's very sad when you see it happen to anyone let alone someone you care about. Sorry OP, hope your Sis gets better.

Aaron_Luvz_U 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 7:16

time to punch your sister in the mouth then get her clean I guess :

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