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By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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Thanks Jeffree Star

By whysoserious??? - 07/12/2022 12:00

Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By GroosedOut - 20/08/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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Morbid cringe

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 02:02

Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML

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The people of TikTok must be stopped

By Phil The Man - 04/09/2023 05:00

Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head. My 6 year-old son had just smashed an egg into my hair. When I asked why, he said, "Mom does it for TikTok." This is how I found out that my wife has been "pranking" him for likes, and thinks it's hilarious. FML

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ollie179 21

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:50

what's her channel name?

Kn0wledge123 21

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:34

[comment moderated] There. Now you're not alone you big baby.

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charvisioku 22

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:58

Right... I'm all for weird things and people... but what the actual ****? Sorry OP but she's just next level. Poor you..

dudehaha 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:01

sounds fun. youre a lucky man

ceeboski 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:17

oh so she has money for fake mustaches huh, I'm tired of her making a fool out of man, I'm getting really tired of her duckin me man (in my stewie) voice

kh8975 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:53

your wife is a champ.

kh8975 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:57

and YDI for giving her nothing better to do

xcrazyforyouu 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:00

that's lovely sub to her op,

pulse18 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:36

pretty sure I am subscribed to that..

xdust 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 22:07

I subscribed

Petunia888 13

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:11

Why is this an FML???

FUDGE99 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:23

Her name is ToErikaWithLove

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