Health: Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts....

By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By ringrash - 14/01/2016 06:17 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

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By NoSacredSpace - 19/05/2018 05:00

Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2016 15:21 - United States - Dunkirk

Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML

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Sketch_y 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:58

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:04

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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blink_kid 32

Sunday 22 July 2012 12:39

I'd much rather have penis acne than an STD.

jman2020 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 17:40

Not an FML at all. More like a "thank god I don't have STDS"

nco1414 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 4:39

********** with acne cream!

emilyzeppo 3

Thursday 25 October 2012 23:28

That's a good thing. it's better to have acne than some std

Wickid_one4life 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 19:48

Idiot itd be bad if it was the other way around

profligatesoul 18

Friday 1 March 2013 3:27

Considering the alternative, you should feel lucky

bluerhhajfk 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:50

I'd rather acne any day

cl4ptp 18

Friday 29 March 2013 5:47

at least it isn't herpes!

xo_minkieee 2

Friday 30 August 2013 6:38

Sorry but isn't that better than an STD?!!

LRSandTJB412 8

Friday 28 March 2014 10:31

Oww I'm sorry!

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