Health: Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts....

By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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Clean up

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By ringrash - 14/01/2016 06:17 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

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By NoSacredSpace - 19/05/2018 05:00

Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2016 15:21 - United States - Dunkirk

Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML

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Good

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML

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Sketch_y 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:58

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:04

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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LaLaChelseyy 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 20:02

Awh:/

zebrapattern 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 6:41

so you'd rather have an STD than some zits? ...

dexasterous 17

Friday 22 April 2011 20:19

isn't that a good thing?

tub944 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:10

I love how no one gave you a thumbs up

richboii 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:33

damn dont you just hate it when you dont have herpes

Frankie1234 9

Friday 10 June 2011 4:48

you idiot. surely acne is not as bad as an STI. i know what id rather have... get a life n try washing it once in a while you grease ball and i agree with #9

ermkrmr 0

Monday 27 June 2011 7:52

acne is amazing compared to herpes!

fabcade 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:16

how is this a fml

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:30

apparently OP wants an STD.

TypicuL 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:51

Be happy you dont have sn STD...

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