By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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ihatemylife70 0

omg that's sooo bad!!!!! not. I'd rather have acne then herpes...

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xXRiah_GirlXx 9

this is one of those situations where all you can say is "Aw damn..."

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markiesharkie 0

if you tell people to thumbs you up they wont do it

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jamaicanbunny 0

Your'e mad why? At least it's not herpes or warts....

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jaruk9 4

Yh, thats pretty common

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pandaRanda 0

Hm. I'd call that a win dawg

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theried 3

Hahahahaha, studded for her pleasure. Epic win.

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BitchPlease18 6

You should be relieved OP. You don't have a disease/infection. Acne can be treated

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musical94 0

I would expect that to be good news compared to what it could've been...

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