By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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blowbubbles 0

well you deserve it because if you have acne on your penis that means you touch it. cuz you only gt acne well you touch stuff

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rentatent 0

Hey moron, show me a man who has never touched his penis.

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Dawgsays 0

OMG guys I found out I DONT have an STD... FML Dude, rejoice man vinegar and tea tree oil will do the trick.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Just put some zit cream on it and suck it up

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LoonyLuna123 0

isn't that good news?

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HuiYaMing 0

how is this bad, oh no.... please give me a disease that's disgusting and is with you for life cause heaven forbid I get a pimple... lol you should be happy

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danggitserinn201 0

so, you'd rather have herpes or genital warts, right?

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purplesucker 0

Dude, why are you complaining?! Be thankful you don't have an STD! Jeez! How stupid can you be?!

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