By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
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BeanBrick 10

It's an easy and effective method of female masturbation.

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naya_bingi 11

Why did you turn it off in the first place? It's not like you needed a break or something...

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kingsian 15

Lol maybe he had to use the bathroom or something that hopefully made since

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perdix 29

Hmmm. Hot Roast Beef! Suddenly, I have a hankering for Arby's.

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TrueTriage 16

Suddenly I don't think I will Ever look at Arby's the same way again...

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perdix 29

Especially when in comes to spreading horsey sauce over the fragrant folds of warm beef. Then, you have to grab the soft buns and put them back together before enjoying it ;)

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poccocurantes 7

The original inspiration for American Pie, but they didn't think a coming of age movie called Arbys Hot Roast Beef would do well at the box office.

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Miss_Attitude96 24

In this case it was painful Edit: reply to 24

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nckjyc 13

Brings a whole new meaning to fire crotch

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akaiberry 15

I've never heard that phrase in my life... Are you sure there was meaning there to begin with?

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Charleybelle 14

Fire crotch meaning a ginger. (redheaded female) Assuming the carpets match the drapes.

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Homer1975 14

so sad …something coming soon you never know, BTW "again "?sounds like you used to do it lol

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redhedsaysrawr 18

I'm sorry but YDI on so many levels... Why would you turn it off then on again while having it aimed at your genitals? Most showers come back on freezing cold so either way you're risking a different temperature in a very sensitive part of the body just anyways.

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