By anonymous - 04/09/2016 22:12 - United States - Morristown

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
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mikkyNZ 15

If you don't want the dog pregnant why not get it fixed ?

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PennyLane27 32

Was he supposed to physically stop two dogs getting busy? Why wasn't she spayed? Was the unneutered dog yours, too? Bob Barker would be terribly disappointed at this situation.

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TheAspieDork 27

This almost sounds like he ****** the dog.

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Amorettex 19

Should of gotten the fix if you didn't want her to get pregnant. I can't help but laugh at your son answer lol

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AbbotsfordVandal 14

To all you saying get her spayed, did you ever think that maybe she still wanted the dog to get pregnant and have puppies, just not right now? Maybe she wanted to wait an extra year and prepare before having the pups

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peeta0330 18

I'm 13 and know a lot of crappy 13 year olds, but a lot of even the most garbage kids I know aren't that dumb. FYL OP

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ladytigerhunts 20

YDI for not spaying your dog when you don't want her to get pregnant.

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DanielleinDC 33

Why haven't you had your dog spayed? YDI.

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ninety 25

I love all of these triggered people. OP's dog not being spayed doesn't make them a moron and accidental puppies aren't that big of a deal if the owner responsibly finds home for them. Y'all need to pull your heads out of your own asses and breathe a little bit before you suffocate on your own bs.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

New to FML are you? If this was OP's boyfriend we'd have got the same salty comments plus calls for OP to break up with him.

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andrmac 25

Wait I am I the only one to think that blaming op for leaving the dog with a clearly irresponsible teen that they raised to be this dumb and irresponsible is the actual problem??

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Kougeru 12

Not sure how anyone is clicking "Your life sucks". This entirely your own fault for not fixing your dog. There's no valid reason not to get the dog fixed, unless you're planning to breed it. Which itself is still an almost awful thing to do in today's world.

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