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By frustrated - 30/10/2009 04:17 - Australia

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Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML
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Superawesomestev 0

stop drinking. or maybe your not attracted to your hand anymore. I would draw a moustache on it and call it berry. that should get ya going.

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perdix 29

Get a job that requires you work the night shift. A job where a flaccid penis is preferred, if not required. Gigolo is NOT one such job. Then, during the day, cruise up and down the street blaring "Afternoon Delight" on your car stereo. Since it comes up every hour, do you call your penis "Old Faithful?" Do your erections occur at the bottom of the hour or the top, for example, one o' ****, two o' ****, etc?

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swimdiva 0

Aww :( poor guyy.. *hugs and pats on back* I'm sorry buddy :(

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zach5432 3

make sure you do that at night. it could avoid an akward situation

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Ninjaface 0

Screw during the day. Problem solved. If you couldn't think of that, then obviously too much of your brain blood has been flowing into your strangely punctual erections.

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ericvolp12 0

same thing with me but I can get it up at night lol

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Rayn4u_fml 0

You can, if you want to have an audience for comedy value.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

get yourself an emergency strapon. maybe she won't notice ;)

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jogurt 0

hahaha I have the first problem. then again i don't consider it a problem cuz in math someone shouted holy shit why do you have a flash light

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FMLoverAgain 7

you need me by your side to take care of that

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