By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
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vol4life 6

He needs to learn to hold his alcohol better.

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jgriff79 23

At least he doesn't drink the cheap shit. He learned something from you.

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tantantheman 0

Haha! That's exactly what I did on new years except I flat out took an unopened bottle of sky vodka cus my parents were to drunk to notice... Until I threw up all over my bed...

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kaylakristine94 4

I use to steal my parents beer when I was little and they thought it was funny..Needless to say I'm 18 now and I HATE beer..So ur son will learn

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aladdin2502 7

Ass whooping? XD

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BloodFaerie 21

....so.... you have a child or children in your house and you don't lock up your alcohol........ then you want us to feel sorry for you when they get into it....................... would you like to message me your information so I could pass it along to DFCS?............................

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