By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
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vol4life 6

He needs to learn to hold his alcohol better.

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ITS_SNORLAX 4

Apparently bacon helps with hangovers so go give him bacon tmmr

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kalbrek009 20

Time to make him wash all his own bed stuff & pay you back for the wine, on the other hand....WTH are you thinking, by leaving alcohol where a CHILD can get to it in the 1st place...I say FYL & YDI & (FHL for having such a irresponsible parent)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well at least you can find comfort in the fact that did apparently didn't have any braincells to kill with the alcohol

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liveeee 2

You should have a talk with your son and see if something is going on with him or if he just wanted to drink

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SomeAnonymousBro 4

I'm 14 and don't really see a problem with that..well except for the vomit part..yeah this will probably get thumbs down

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peaceiscool11 5

You should probably be disciplining him instead of writing about it on fmylife.com

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jasonsexcema 3

yeah because the three seconds it took her to write this is REALLY AFFECTING HIS POOR TEENAGE BRAIN give it a rest...

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octopussperm125 18

I was gettin arrested at 13. Ur kid barely did anything wrong. Think about wat u did as a kid.

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