By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
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Pentium_4 27

i usually smell shampoo before i buy it

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13scarlett13 4

What happened to step four?

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DanniMal87 3

if you are still depressed maybe you jumped into your new relatinship too fast. time to reevaluate.

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chupachup_fml 0

He didn't mention a new relationship,, just isn't over his last one

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rammy125 4

Just start jerking off in the shower... No more depression

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stevenmx86 7

Why did a make buy expensive shampoo?

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bobslawnservice 16

Been there after a particularly interesting breakup. Use it a few times to make your pubes soft and split-end free. This is peurile but it worked for me and soon depression was replaced by amusement every time I washed my hair.

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perdix 29

Really? They make a shampoo that smells like stale pussy and whining? No matter how expensive, you need to dump that shit in the trash like your ex-girlfriend dumped you.

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gringrath 3

Why would you be depressed over your ex?

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Colonel_Lexi 18

44-Obviously you've never been in a serious relationship before.

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klimp5488 3

If it smells like your ex that means you bought women's shampoo. Which is likely the reason she left you in the first place. Grow a pair and get over it.

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tencentsakiss 19

Or, OP is a woman and a lesbian, which means that she should keep buying women's shampoo.

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