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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 16:50 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML

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By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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I stand accused

By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

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By Keith87 - 07/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

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By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Monday 11 June 2012 9:08

i usually smell shampoo before i buy it

13scarlett13 4

Monday 11 June 2012 9:04

What happened to step four?

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Winsky100 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:52

Lesbian or guy that's into expensive feminine shampoo?

marisadc79 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:07

Seriously spend two bucks and buy a new bottle of shampoo

Taymah49 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 12:08

Change shampoos then

heythere777 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 13:06

Thats when you go back to the store. Aww I'm so so sorry, that always sux majorly

goliatron 9

Tuesday 12 June 2012 16:59

Pansy.

sambudd14 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:36

Never know mate, this could help you get over her?

hewro_failure 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:56

Why would you get shampoo that makes you smell like a chick anyway? Unless you are a lesbian in which case I'm sorry you have to now deal with a depressing shower because showers are usually the best part of the day

derpies 12

Wednesday 13 June 2012 2:34

That's a sad sorry and all but man up she's gone

firefighterjohn 9

Wednesday 13 June 2012 4:42

this is sad

pancakes_O_O 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:36

Feels bad man.

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