By someboody - 15/08/2015 16:50 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
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ShadowOfHope 9

Seeing that you're a fellow Californian, I could only look at the bright side that you don't need as much water for your showers now, haha. As of the accident, at least it was just the pits. Hope your hair grows back lusciously.

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Schizomaniac 24

It was early in the morning and he was groggy. Go home turtle, you're drunk.

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gabagabaheyu 10

why was the glue stick in the bathroom?

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ijustgiveup 12

Learn grammar you idiot. It's every one. Not everyone. Your armpit hairs aren't people, are they?

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TheDevilsDevices 15

How BIG was that glue stick?

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quarterbird 18

WTF? Do you share roll-on deodorant? Even if it was actually deodorant, it obviously wasn't yours.

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Rosa014 5

This memory will stick around for a long time.

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CyanideCyan 12

I ser that pun op!

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radioactiveXcow 14

Why didn't you just take a quick shower or rinse...? And why was your deodorant and glue stick next to one another or in the usual place of your deodorant? Did your mom just prank you? Do you cut your underarm hair because you are a proud 13 year old that's too scared to remove you first achievement of hitting puberty? Or are you someone that was just tired/hungover/[something witty] that simply over thought your whole dilemma? SO MANY QUESTIONS! OP explain yourself! D:

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shitstorm28 11

a little manscaping never killed anybody. lmao fyl op

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