When you're a mother you no longer go to the toilet alone. I haven't shit alone in 15 years. The second you shut a door, all hell breaks loose. Someone hurts themselves, a fist fight starts, someone needs their shoes tied, someone is crying, they want to ask a retarded question and it's vital you answer it this second. It might just be a habit. Or she's trying to tell you something, like move out.

Love the name... Got some place where you and your buddies can avoid this issue like maybe like the basement your room or something?

TBF, she probably stopped shutting the door because of you wanting to go in with her. OK, you've grown a little since you were a toddler. However, if she's 57, you've probably grown enough to move out?

Dump her! Oh, wait, too late! She beat you to the punch!