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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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nerwende_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:35

Maybe she should dance in the dark? Don't bother, I'll show myself out ------> []

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 8 April 2011 23:34

Her run will soon end, you'll see. Gaga's not the grandma's.

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thebassopotomous 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:12

She should be put down. Period.

Decodedman 1

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:22

So FYMIL.

sgtrobswifey 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:29

lol, ftw!

Tuesdays76 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:53

me too

hcovballer247 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:02

mother-in-law NOT mother in law

GabbyCharityM 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:27

Deal with it, she was born that way OP. Just Dance and join her. Don't be a Monster.

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:48

That must be a painful sight... These comments are hilarious.

hondachick 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 5:15

thats so funny id dance with her

RPattzs_gurl 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 5:15

Don't be a drag, let her be a queen.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 5:41

At last. A logical and pretty simple result to almost anything.

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