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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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nerwende_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:35

Maybe she should dance in the dark? Don't bother, I'll show myself out ------> []

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 8 April 2011 23:34

Her run will soon end, you'll see. Gaga's not the grandma's.

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NalehChan 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:46

oh god the mental images...

flavorblastedd 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:58

Ugh my boyfriends mom liles to get ready naked to go out, no shame. I can't tell you how many times I've seen her au naturel.. *shudders* ._.

sketch78 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 14:25

Your comment :Is she hot?

XtremeWonders 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:14

Whooo! Lady Gaga is awsome! I dance around too just with clothes on.

XtremeWonders 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:19

Whooo! Lady Gaga is awsome! I dance around too just with clothes on.

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 11 April 2011 7:39

117 - It's funny how you don't know how to take a joke. Gtfo.

baseballin25 0

Monday 11 April 2011 8:40

wow jess your usually in a pretty good mood.

omgpotato 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:45

AHHHHH MAN NOW I HAVE A DAMN PICTURE IN MY HEAD THANKS ALOT........................... I am disturbed.

Aussie_TKS 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:16

your mum is a sick one ay? WHY IS SHE SO COOL?

queenday66 0

Monday 9 May 2011 10:10

If ya can't beat em, join em!

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