By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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Meme1988 18

Thats original! I cannot say i know someone do this

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Naomimi_fml 6

^Think of it this way: a man prefers having a mouth on his penis

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xNiiiiiCKx 4

Guys have all tried at one point or another i guarantee it. You clearly aren't doing your job as a wife to keep him happy so he doesn't have to pleasure himself.

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NoBuenoLeno 9

Sucking dick did not come with the wife manual

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rogerover 19

Obviously not written by a man. But any guy that marries a woman that won't suck his dick deserves what he gets.

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RedPillSucks 31

@22 Seriously? Guys have all tried this? That's overly assumptive.

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xNephilim 18

A lot of guys really have tried it from what I've gathered. It's kind of, well, normal, I suppose.

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SkoomaKi 27

A might feat indeed. It means you don't have to blow him, don't complain!

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saintsrocksocks 10

It also means he will have no need for a partner which will lead to a divorce.

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Clamcreepy 7

Those ladies are very nice to look at when they flex and bend in all types of position. I much rather have a bendy straw bitch suck my dick than myself but to each your own

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mhopper 13

Hopefully he gets flexible enough for better sex and will forget all about his little silly idea!!

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dpr130498 7

Every man has tried that, if he is taking it so seriously, it means that you probably aren't doing well enough for him!

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tony1891 22

I'm sorry. what? shouldn't that be a job for you?

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night_saint 5

Has he taken advantage of YOUR flexibility, OP?

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tarickman 13

I have to agree as long as he is taking advantage of her flexibility how can she complain about what he does with his own flexibility while she is gone?

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