By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 726
You deserved it 6 595

Same thing different taste

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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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I've also heard some guys say that if they could do it, they would but none admitted that they would swallow. :P And if they were able, I wouldn't consider it a gay act. I've heard of some girls that can lick their own breast. I can't (but tried, haha) and never thought of it being anything other than self pleasuring.(:

Learn some new tricks for going down on him.

eman1972 4

I believe if you were doing your job he wouldn't want to do that. However if all guys could suck their own dick they would never get married.

perdix 29

Why would he tell you that? If he succeeds, you'll be out of a 'job. When companies want to make some workers obsolete, they secretly get the alternative up and running, then suddenly fire the employees. Management knows that a worker who knows his days are numbered can be dangerous.

dDailydDosage 8

At least he's not looking for anyone else to do your job... Could be worse

anaciraptor 0