By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Imagine if the husband got stuck in that position and had to go to the hospital.

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Dixbfloppin 11

You know, they say 1 in every 300 men will attempt to suck their own dick.

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robert76 5

I think the number is much higher than that.

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slurshies 11

being able to suck your own rod is a valuable asset during feminine withdrawal

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BadKitty13 28

Ewww .... Is that even Possible ????? That's just wrong on so many levels.......

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phatdaddy62 23

Aww, c'mon now Kitty! All guys have tried it!

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killer6969 16

Lolz that's hilarius

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saintsrocksocks 10

.... I'm going to make this short an sweet. Go to 9gag if you're gonna spell like that.

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Dmeister2008 3

Haha well since you don't do it for him I'd say go ahead dude no **** tho but YDI

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Chazyj 4

You would also need to take out 2 ribs

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BobbieH 19

If you did it often enough and well enough he wouldn't bother trying to suck himself.

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