By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Well you know what they say "if I could suck my own dick I'd never leave the house" guess he's planning on staying in from now on!

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outoftown 26

#40, You're not the only one who thought that.

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seamly 1

It's physically impossible. Men need to shave off some ribs before they can do that.

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porkpiehat 8

It's very possible, but he'll likely throw his back out doing it. Friend of mine worked in the ER and got cases of guys trying to self-fellate that didn't work out so well.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

You have obviously missed to the hundreds of **** videos out there that are nothing but men sucking their own dicks, which prove your statement wrong. It's improbable but not impossible, just takes flexibility and dedication.

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Calyx_fml 21

It is possible. They do it in gay ****. You need a 12" **** though.

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tracyle 2

I worked in an MHMR facility and there was a guy there who was able to do this and did so quiet frequently

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sbd123 5

Way to ruin the dream.

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cdelton22 3

I've done it twice without going to the er. Though it's not easy, but I used to be really flexible. I couldn't ever deep throat . That would get me to the hospital

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AClassActx3 7

Thats just nasty for him to even say.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Perhaps you should show him that you're much better at sucking it than he will ever be?

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Calyx_fml 21

Also to check out the hot yoga chicks in spandex doing cat/cow and down dog.

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brianjman14 22

Same reason why Nathan, Pickles, Murderface, and Skwissgaar tried to take yoga.

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bstudds 1

I thought about metalocalypse too

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Llama_Face89 33

Yoga can make you flexible enough for that? Sign me up!!

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mnvikes 7

Kelsko voice *thats just nasstttyyyyy*

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tj4234 35

isn't that why guys learn yoga? If noone else can't do it right, do it yourself?

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