Transportation: Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective.... - FML

By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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IamDreamingAbout 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:15

At least you're clean!! ;)

lubby_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:52

Good gravy!! Its really January in Michigan? Man, its mid feb for everyone else in the world...

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3D6AR 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:28

wat a dumbass

SpideyRules 9

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:29

Who the he'll washes their car while it's still raining? If you were washing it AFTER the rain, then isn't that when you'd notice the seal didn't work??

hayliews 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:35

that spiderman picture is intense

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:54

Oh dear, someone didn't get it.

Taylorrr123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:58

spider  spider  does whatever a spider  does. js

namezox 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:58

Spider, I suggest you kill yourself. Seriously, please do it ... for your family, for us and for me.

yessirfosho 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:49

Mommy makes you wear a helmet when you go out to play doesn't she?

stormin972 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:34

You didn't notice any wind noise before then? That's hard to believe.

hanfan79 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:43

The same thing happened to me the other day. =P My window froze shut and must've partially come off the track when I tried to roll it down, so now the seal is messed up. Car problems suck.

3D6AR 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:44

this crap isn't even meant to be here

nazooer 11

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:01

Agree. That's why you should leave.

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:40

lol win

BubblesB123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:47

Ours does that too. Cram some napkins in it when you go through. Problem solved!

omnistryder 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:04

stay classy, Michigan

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:06

Hold up... Your location says Michigan. Its under 20 degrees Fahrenheit there today. Every road is coated in dirty slush and salt. Why the heck are you washing your car? Its just going to be filthy again in a few hours. I would also hazard a guess that the rapid temperature change between warm car wash water and sub-freezing window would probably not be particularly good for the seal, either.

sososuckmytoe 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:09

Why do some of you come here to read life complaints only to tell comlpainer to shut up? Effff you for reading fml's and bitching that it's not good enough for you. Go read mlia instead you dicks.

jimbob28 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:13

you must own a honda? some are being recalled because of the seals along the doors and the windows!

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