By stillyoung - 02/11/2010 06:50 - Australia

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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perdix 29

Lose more weight. There are a lot of middle-aged chubby-chasers out there, but not a lot of young ones. As men age, they either lower their standards, or find out that sex with fatties is awesome, and become plumpa humpas. Good job on losing some of your weight, but you'll have to keep it up if you want to attract boys your own age. You might find it easier to give one of those old dudes a try and let him surprise you.

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perdix 29

Lose more weight. There are a lot of middle-aged chubby-chasers out there, but not a lot of young ones. As men age, they either lower their standards, or find out that sex with fatties is awesome, and become plumpa humpas. Good job on losing some of your weight, but you'll have to keep it up if you want to attract boys your own age. You might find it easier to give one of those old dudes a try and let him surprise you.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I don't think loosing weight is the big issue here perdix. OP already lost some weight, so that means her stretched skin is going to sag— a lot! Making her look 'that' much older lol.

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aardvarkish 15

Perdix, I guess you went over 27's head. Oh well, this isn't exactly Genius Central.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I just read perdix's first sentence, if that is what you mean. :P And my comment is corrected even if it has nothing to do with what perdix said after his first sentence. ;)

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KennKenn 0

Did you get their numbers ?

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Oh lol. Saggy skin eh? ;)

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hghiPigh 0

yeah ok. mods, please moderate these fmls a little better.

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KylieBunny 0

Did you really think guys your age would be hitting on you?? The guy you want hitting on you never does... you just never knew that before cuz no one hit on you!

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polopony 0

"With thier loose skin and old balls. Gross!"

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RedPillSucks 31

Next time, be more specific when you pray for more guys to hit on you. God does have a sense of humor.

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CitizenSnipz 0

Yeah. My God, religion isn't funny anymore. It's just getting old.

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