By stillyoung - 02/11/2010 06:50 - Australia

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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perdix 29

Lose more weight. There are a lot of middle-aged chubby-chasers out there, but not a lot of young ones. As men age, they either lower their standards, or find out that sex with fatties is awesome, and become plumpa humpas. Good job on losing some of your weight, but you'll have to keep it up if you want to attract boys your own age. You might find it easier to give one of those old dudes a try and let him surprise you.

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ShutMeOut 0

You've just recently stopped being fat and already your being whining and being picky. YDI

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

12 might just be his age. xD

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perdix 29

Don't panic, I'm comment #18. I even got to work in my favorite phrase, plumpa humpa, into it. I don't comment on EVERY FML. Some, I find too boring and on others, if I see that there are already a lot of comments on it, I'll just pass. Thanks for looking for me :D

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mcmurdy1980 0

you are a little picky. you are not seeing the bright side of this. when an older man is hitting on you, he is saying you have a mature body. he is also saying you do not look like a little girl. that seems pretty fair. besides, what was your other option? stay fat and have no one hit on you or loose weight and have someone hit on you. hmmm

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MatsF10 8

well, you did lose weight, it's better that someone actually think you are attractive than not. :)

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gtrgdss 0

I know precisely what you mean! been there!!!

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aardvarkish 15

Sweet Candy... did you really just say that? Hold on, let me clean my glasses and take another look... ... ... I'm still shocked...

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MzKylz 0

I guess you can lose weight but ugly sticks with you forever..,

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