By stillyoung - 02/11/2010 06:50 - Australia

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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perdix 29

Lose more weight. There are a lot of middle-aged chubby-chasers out there, but not a lot of young ones. As men age, they either lower their standards, or find out that sex with fatties is awesome, and become plumpa humpas. Good job on losing some of your weight, but you'll have to keep it up if you want to attract boys your own age. You might find it easier to give one of those old dudes a try and let him surprise you.

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HuiYaMing 0

It's not bad, my Fiance is 15 years older than me. LOL!!

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iheartglasses 0

I dont think I could ever date someone twice, or half, my age. Although it depends on my age at the time, I would feel like Im dating my dad or my son... Whatever floats peoples boats but its not for me. Its not called an age "problem". Its simply a preference :)

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restythestar 0

the older the better wait, are we talking bout wine?

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zenti 2

There's nothing wrong with the OP not wanting to date older men. She doesn't even really seem like she's begging for their attention, just that she's noticing that it's starting to happen more often.

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EpicPear 0

47 - Why would I take advice from you? Someone who is criticizing someone else's advice that is meaningful. So I am bot taking your advice on how to take advice from a person with advice. no hard feelings

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Failonceaday123 0

tyou sound like my friend :)

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Shieya 0

Ugh, sorry, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when girls complain about how much unwanted male attention they get. It seems like everyone I know has a story about this time a dude was hitting on her at a party, or she was getting "stalked" by a dude, or how she can't even sit down to read a book without boys coming over and starting conversations. They love to talk about all the "creepers" they've fended off, and it's an insidious form of bragging that says "it's so hard to be as pretty and desirable as me!". Really, it's not like you have to DATE any of these people, so just tell them to GTFO and get on with your life. Not only does it make the rest of us girls who don't even have the biggest losers flirting with them feel like defective piles of ugly, it undermines the stories of women who have dealt with real stalkers. There's a big difference between the "stalker" who messages you every few days on Facebook, asking if you'd like to grab coffee or something, and the "stalker" who knows what time you leave for work every morning and leaves sexually threatening messages in your mailbox. There are situations where it's acceptable to worry about unwanted male attention, and then there are situations like yours.

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LMeltdown 4

Don't totally knock it. Older guys are wiser, often have more money, and are far more experienced in knowing how to satisfy a woman.

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Talented1_fml 0

I'm 28 and like girls that are my age or older.... what is the age bracket I attract? 18-22yo girls. Do I crack the ***** at these girls? No. I take what I can get and enjoy many hours of sex. Take what you can get OP or change to attract a different age group :)

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