By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 459
You deserved it 5 206

Same thing different taste

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IDK how to break it to you easy... I think your daughter is becoming a ****.

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Maybe they're in love. Can't break up a good thing thats happening. Or maybe your daughter is a **** and likes to f*** with anything with 2 legs and a heartbeat.

bridgette5866 0
CyclonePsycho 1

Or maybe without a heartbeat. Hey, she just might be into that kind of thing. OP, you should consider buying a shotgun. Shotguns solve all your problems.

perdix 29

Actually, you paid him to literally screw around with your daughter. Put cameras in the back room and you can have a whole new business pop up while your store is eating it.

Took the words from my mouth! or you could tell them you'll install a camera and fire them both, firing them is cheaper than actually getting a camera Yes I know firing your own daughter sounds cruel, but I'm not a big fan of mixing family with business...and if she really is that easy, maybe there are daddy issues to be addressed...O_o

I'm sorry OP, but this made me LMAO! :D Please tell me you fired the little ****** after breaking your foot off in his ass!

quinz 4

OP was probably not at the store at all of the times that his daughter was, so he wasn't there to notice.

you have a big chin and your comments annoy me...........just sayin

haha...ydi 4 leaving them alone. be lucky u caught this early on, u could have found this out 9 months later when she delivered. you'll should leave snick alone, at least she has a pic.

LTMcleod 0

I hate ugly little girls who act like they have a say so in conversations. 15, shut your face, no one appreciates ugly girls.

Snickerdoodles, it's spelled cum not come. When it COMES to sexual grammar, you are no longer a Nazi. You sexually fail.

zippit09 0

Snickerdoodles wins! Suck it up majones.

I might suck it up, but snickerdoodles can swallow it up.

I don't get it. Why do people default to insulting snickerdoodles whenever she says anything? Do you think your generic insults will affect her? Read her description.

I don't get why you guys pick o Snick. You're a whole lot more annoying with you're little immature comments about her looks. That just shows how shallow and discontented with yourself you are. If you are so good looking that you can bag on other people that you don't know, I suggest you get a picture for yourself.

Malinkrot 3

We should feel bad for snickerdoodles, she desperately tries to seem intelligent on the internet; probably because she is below average in real life. Someone else put it perfectly in another comment: It's easy to appear smart on the internet where search engines and dictionaries are a click away.

thecolinkid 0

well for me I think I do ydi way to much. but this time I really mean it lol shouldn't have hired him. if. I was to hire him I would have lots of judgement.

honestlove11 0

I don't get how snickerdoodles is ugly at all so the rest of you can suck it. :)

Snick is. Deal with it. She exists, not to say what you wish she would say, but to meet her own standards.

Heartbreakher 0

I agree with 102/123. She's not ugly so stfu:)

LTMcleod 0

ya, and your no heartbreaker fag

MadaZer0 8
Heartbreakher 0

it's heartbreakher and grow up using "fag" as an insult is really stupid.

snick is actually pretty, not ugly at all. why do people always bitch about her? she's actually one of the cooler people on fmylife.

dudeitsdanny 9

Snickerdoodles- You missed a comma before "seriously." =) You're welcome

congratulations Snickerdoodles! you have a lot of people fighting over you, and trying to insult you...and they don't even know you! sorry you have to deal with all the shallow people who are ugly both inside and out.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

I say this is a win for your daughter. She gets an escort, but she doesn't have to pay for it. Just think of it this way: if she gets salary, you're paying HER to screw around, too :]

MadaZer0 8

Can I screw with you? I'll promise I'll be gentle XD Lol... "Please be gentle" LMAO I love that line in hentai XD

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Doesn't matter if it's gentle or not. If you have your way I'll be dead, anyways ^_^

MadaZer0 8

Oh... Hey!!! I'm as gentle as a shark!!!

Also, that would make ur daughter a hoe (literally... not just being a dick) ... Prostitution is illegal and kinda funny thou i never heard of BOTH parties being paid to **** the other its ironic in a way

heyslut 0
yoogurtisgood 0

ooooooooh!!! once again tis isn't a fyl its a **** your daughters life :) literally

Quest_ 13

OMG UR DAUGHTER IS A SLUTT!!!!11 but nice going 4 the kid lol

Pearljammer001 0

@18 why would he f*** hiself when he has a perfectly good bosses daughter to f*** instead?