Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind...

By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By washed - 11/10/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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Friday 27 January 2012 15:55

Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...

RabidBunny 10

Friday 27 January 2012 15:55

His house, his rules :D

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intothecrypt 3

Friday 27 January 2012 22:22

I'm a prick today #ninja #pirate that will probably be all.

laurenlynn99 0

Friday 27 January 2012 22:40

Ever heard of a dryer?

mama2b3 20

Friday 27 January 2012 22:43

Haha I wish I was brave enough to do that sort of thing.

K0k0_puffs 2

Friday 27 January 2012 23:01

I do that all the time!

MrScholl 4

Friday 27 January 2012 23:24

He gave you a show, return the favor :)

ZeroPath5 16

Friday 27 January 2012 23:56

Well, at least he covered himself up just a little...

linnie_wesker 20

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:54

Well it's not like you had to stand there and watch him...

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:55

Of course he's wearing sandals! He could catch rickets if he went barefoot!!

Jake_ToXic 3

Saturday 28 January 2012 2:08

Thats why we buy our own houses, FREEDOM! hahaha

flamegirl36 3

Saturday 28 January 2012 2:40

Wow. That should be illegal. It probably is.

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