Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving...

By meg265 - 24/10/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

Wedding party? Damn straight it's a party now.

CurlyHairGuy 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:49

Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?

Comments

Ariel881 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:42

I don't get it either. I mean, for it to fall down completely and show both her bra and underwear....seems impossible. It's not like the dress would have been styled to be incredibly loose enough to fall even if the zipper wasn't entirely secure.

haakon52693 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:51

are you single?

Mutsumi_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:55

600 people?! Seriously overdoing it. No wonder some people take years to pay off a loan they took out for their wedding. Smaller wedding longer honeymoon is the way to go I say.

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:15

Agreed 30,000%.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:30

Elopement FTW.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:42

Lucky me, I'm too shy to have a 600-person wedding. I'd probably just get my cousins to do all the decorating, too.

KnuggaNootch 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:56

Hello Kitty? Me ow.

neon_shoes 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 5:33

ow oww.

HBubble 3

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:04

hey, you made the wedding extra special

metakingt 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:06

At least it's a guaranteed to be very remember-able wedding.

Superawesomestev 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:26

classic. it happens to everyone.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:28

Any guy who noticed the panties is a freak. Unless you have unfortunate breasts.

aback 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:55

Nobody ever remembers those toasts, anyway, but THAT they'll remember.

lainzilla 14

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:38

What I want to know is where FML people keep finding cartoon character underwear in adult sizes.

ChunAsperEndao 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:23

This might not be exactly what you have in mind, but it's a start: http://www.webundies.com/ And feel free to let me know if you see anything you like. =)