By Kimberpoo - 14/03/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML
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oj101 33

How on earth did such a food get approved by regulatory bodies?! And why would you consume these if you well knew what might happen?

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Myo_fml 20

Yuck, I feel for you. I had the same experience a week ago after having eaten Walmart deli chicken. Nothing is more humiliating than cleaning yourself up after ******** yourself.

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limitedition 25

I try to avoid ingesting anything with those kind of labels. If those kind of GI symptoms popped up (or out) that quickly just imagine what kind of long term damage could be occurring to your body if you continued to eat them.

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rattusrattus 18

Speaking as a diabetic here: AVOID SUGAR FREE SWEETS. HAVE SMALL PORTIONS OF NORMAL SWEETS. MUCH TASTIER AND LESS LIKELY TO CAUSE THE DIRE REAR. Thank you.

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Kkkdawg 27

THANK YOU! I'm also diabetic and sugar free crap is just that-crap. I find most 'sugar free' stuff is just 'no sugar added' and it still contains carbs so it doesn't really make a difference anyway. To be honest I've never actually seen anything that was legitimately sugar free in the 18 years I've had diabetes.

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akiahara 14

Diet drinks are sugar free. You must not read well. But I support the statement that sugar free crap is crap. You'd be surprised at some of the no sugar added stuff though. Half the carbs of its regular counterpart. Like "lite" Hershey chocolate syrup, or popsicles.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Actually, you subtract the sugar alcohols from the total carbs to get the "net carbs" in a product. Reason being that sugar alcohols do not spike your blood sugar levels.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Diet drinks still have sweetener in it. That is what causes people to have bowel issues

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Kkkdawg 27

52 I should have clarified that I meant candies and stuff.. Beverages are pretty much the only thing that actually don't have any sugar.

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XSabinX 3

Oh God. Remember Olestra chips? "May Cause Anal Leakage." The worst though is when you make Nestle chocolate milk with way way too much mix. It's bad. Really bad.

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twinkiefeets 17

What the **** kinda jelly beans are you eating!!!

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Mr_Serious 6

sugar free jelly beans? jelly beans are 95 ******* percent sugar, therefore you deserve it for consuming such a goddamn abomination!

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JCal585 8

YDI. Why even eat them?

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