By Kimberpoo - 14/03/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML
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oj101 33

How on earth did such a food get approved by regulatory bodies?! And why would you consume these if you well knew what might happen?

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desertlovebird 11

This is by far the funniest post and comments, sorry for the sharts op, hope you learned your lesson..

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KM96 24

Ouch that sounds nasty!

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hazardmuffin 21

Any food that comes with a side effect warning really isn't worth eating. I mean, if they have to write MAY ACT AS LAXATIVE on the package, you've got to assume it was a pretty big problem to warrant a label. If you don't want/can't eat real jellybeans, just...give up jellybeans. FYI, the reason sugar-free jellybeans are apt to make your ass leak is that they're made with sugar alcohols that have a low absorption rates and so slide right through your system and can cause all kinds of gastrointestinal weirdness, as well as a high amounts of soluble fiber as a thickening agent. :)

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PonyTails13 3

That's isomalt for you.

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mmaflake 19

Where can I buy these? Must prank everybody.

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cmb8280 24

YDI. I would never buy candy that says it may have a laxative effect on me. Just... Wtf, man...

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sofiery 9

You know mints have a laxative effect if you eat to many at once, and so do energy drinks... loads of people have those daily

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Sugar free-based stuff will give you the boom booms. Even gum!!

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RtardSupport 2

That sounds uncomfortable OP you oughta just pass those on to someone you dislike.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol never heard of those kinda jelly beans.

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Kelishas 9

FYL. Ew. Jelly beans are not good enough to take the risk that they might turn into laxatives..

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