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By Kimberpoo - 14/03/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML

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By Mustanggt - 01/11/2020 14:01 - United States - Rochester

Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 14:50 - Canada

Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 01:58

Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML

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cliffibom 15

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:39

Did you spill your beans?

oj101 33

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:36

How on earth did such a food get approved by regulatory bodies?! And why would you consume these if you well knew what might happen?

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klm2purple 18

Tuesday 23 September 2014 5:11

Omg! Have you read the reviews for sugar free jelly beans on Amazon?? If you haven't I highly recommend doing so!!!

spacewardtrout 16

Tuesday 13 January 2015 15:46

In other words: "may have a laxative effect" exactly like they said

ACTIONbl00dROCK 18

Wednesday 7 October 2015 8:23

At least it wasn't Haribo sugar free bears... That's another dimension.

Red_Curls1995 28

Thursday 24 December 2015 20:04

They use sorbitol in sugar free candies and gum, sorbitol in large amounts is a laxative.

CrazyV 22

Monday 23 May 2022 18:08

I guess OP never encountered that post about the Sugar Free Haribo 5 pound gummy bag on Amazon. look up the product reviews of you s er need a good laugh.

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