Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:36 - United States

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

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You deserved it 14 438

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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You deserved it 577

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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Ghost town

By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 605

You deserved it 28 403

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 171

You deserved it 6 607

By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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You deserved it 10 342

Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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You deserved it 6 638

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 4 927

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 343

You deserved it 5 498

By gotthewrongman - 17/12/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:17

..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..

cole86 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11

Comments

lewdude23 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:44

lol fail

Jokey007 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:55

I made a facebook for an onion once. it got to 1,567 friends.....

Lucidium 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:16

Then what...

NiceGuyz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:28

@24 It got laid by the many other onions on FaceBook. What the hell do you think it's just a onion, they don't have sexual organs. ^NiceGuyz^

Arsonnist 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:24

Onions are way cooler than piggy banks.

BizzaroG 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:56

anyone else have a hard time reading this FML? it could have been phrased a little better.

bluemorning_fml 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:04

agreed.

subjectdelta2 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:22

Yea what exactly is a "piggy bank" on fb

hayeswashere 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:32

He means he made a Facebook account for his lose change holder (piggy bank) and it has more friends then him.

Iowa123 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:03

Anyone who makes a Facebook for their piggy bank is going to be sorely disappointed at how much more popular they are.

wombledn 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:03

definitely time to give up on life. get a checking acct and go outside. can't make friends in your parents basement

Luxon91 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:05

Ydi for being such a loser and making a facebook account for a piggy bank.

panda_chick 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:19

so since the piggy bank is YOURS doesn't that make it your friends so In reality you have 23 friends it's just split up :)!!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:27

You are correct.

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:14

actually, it's probably the same friends that he has on his real account but the piggy has 1 more. so it's not really 23

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:15

it's the same friends that are on his real account duh, it's not 23, it's somewhere between 12-23

kindlystfupls 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:25

well your problem was THAT YOU MADE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FOR A PIGGY BANK!!! who the **** wants to be friends with that big of a complete loser?

babyT2293 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:50

lmao exactly

iEmily 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:28

Quality is more important than quantity when it comes to Facebook friends. Would you rather have 2,000 and not know all of them?

Jest_fml 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:33

Why did you create a facebook for it? Idiot, stop wasting valuable space on the internet

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